Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About 'Fahrenheit 9/11' "Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About 'Fahrenheit 9/11'
From the "Late Show With David Letterman" via the Associated Press:
"10. That actor who played the president was totally unconvincing.
"9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election.
"8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
"7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported.
"6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger.
"5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true.
"4. Not sure -- I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.
"3. Where the hell was Spiderman?
"2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth.
"1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!"
# posted by Will (Militant Liberal) @ 11:42 AM 
